Arthur's Adventures Day

 

One night Arthur and D.W. were smoking crack and having sex with each other.
Arthur: Oh D.W. I love it how when I'm high your tits seem really big.
Just then the alarm clock went off and Arthur woke up with his usual morning paper (he cant get morning wood because he's a fag so his tits just get big).
Arthur: Oh pal for some reason I feel oddly horny.
Pal: arf
Arthur: wow your horny to pal, that's great.
Arthur got dressed and went out looking for something to do.
He decided to go by school to see if anyone was at the playground before school.
When Arthur came up to the playground he saw two kids under the jungle gym.
Arthur hopped into the bushes to spy on the little fags.
When he looked it was Buster and Binky making out.
Arthur started getting aroused, so he started tochoke his gummy wormwhile watching this.
When Arthur wasbeating ithe kept hearing this tapping noise.
So he turned around and saw the principal saying come into his office.
When Arthur entered the room the principal was laying naked on his desk while rubbing hisfat nipplesand he said, "I like what I saw out there, do you like what you see here?"
Arthur ran out screaming seeing the sight of the old wrinkly nut sack.
When he was screaming and running down the halls he ran into Mr. Ratburn.
Well hello Arthur what's the rush said Mr. Ratburn.
Arthur said, "the principal is naked in his office"
Mr. Ratburn said, "o really" in an aroused voice.
He ran into the office where Arthur heard a lot of commotion.
When Mr. Ratburn came out he was sweating and his hair was messed up.
Mr. Ratburn just ran down the hall and into his classroom where Arthur heard a lot of commotion again.
Arthur was starting to get board so he decided to roam around the school.
When he turned a corner he heard Francine and her dad yelling about something.
When he looked he saw Francine's dad raping her in the trashcan.
Francine's dad was saying, "hey I'm raping youin a garbadge canand my condom is this banana peel."
Arthur ran screaming and out of the building.
When he was in the front of the school Muffy had her limo door open and wanted Arthur to join her.
When Arthur stepped in, Muffy was wearing a dominatrix suit, and her mom was tied up with an apple in her mouth.
Arthur then noticed the gruesome discovery that she was bleeding from her ass cheeks and badly.
Muffy said, "listen Arthur my dad wants to talk to you and just bring you over to my house."
Arthur said O.K. not knowing what awaited him.
When they reached Muffy's house Mr. Crosswire was out in his lawn pissing on his plants and in a two-piece.
Arthur a little shocked started to talk to Mr. Crosswire.
Mr. Crosswire was an odd man who liked to take kids in his house and they would never come back out.
When Arthur went inside the house he was shocked when he saw George mounted on the wall. Arthur was about to run out of the house but he was to slow and Mr. Crosswire shot him.
Arthur died and Mr. Crosswire still killed more kids, except for his little skank Muffy.

The End